Hipster Repellent 2oz Beard Balm – Citrus, Cedar & Sandalwood

No Trends. No Nonsense. Just a Great Beard.

Some guys spend two hours in front of a mirror. You spend two minutes and walk out looking better. The Hipster Repellent Beard Balm from Patriot And Company is a high-performance grooming tool built for men who actually use their hands — handcrafted in small batches in Idaho with a formula that works as hard as you do.

The Scent: Citrus, Cedar & Sandalwood

A bold, masculine blend that smells like the outdoors, not a candle shop. Sharp citrus up top, grounded by warm cedar and smooth sandalwood. It’s the kind of scent that walks into a room before you do.

What’s Inside

Six premium butters and a full deck of natural oils — no fillers, no shortcuts. Every ingredient earns its place.

• Beeswax — medium hold that keeps your beard disciplined without stiffness
• Mango, Shea, Kokum, Cocoa & Avocado Butters — deep conditioning to kill the itch and nourish the skin beneath
• Argan, Jojoba & Moringa Oils — penetrate the hair shaft for lasting softness and shine
• Tamanu & Kukui Nut Oils — soothe irritation and support healthy skin under the beard
• Handcrafted in small batches in Idaho, USA
• 2oz jar — a little goes a long way

How to Use

Scrape a small amount with your thumbnail. Rub between your palms until it melts into a warm oil. Work thoroughly into your beard from skin to tip, then shape with a comb or brush. That’s it.